YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME! 1 OF 6: READY OR NOT... IT'S THE ALL NEW... ALL DIFFERENT ALPHA FLIGHT!
The Canadian superhero team returns featuring the debut of new heroes and the return of several old favorites! Walter Langkowski, a.k.a. the spectacular Sasquatch (the hairy one), attempts to recruit an all-new, all-different Alpha Flight. He makes offers to all types of heroes: Major Mapleleaf (the blonde guy), Centennial (the old guy), Nemesis (the woman in the mask, with the sword), Puck (the punky bartender), and Yukon Jack (the guy without a shirt). After laying out his case, saving a world that hates and fears them, they all, not surprisingly, give him a big, fat "No!"